Sacha Black’s 2nd Annual #BloggersBashAwards

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Thanks to one of our lovely writers, I’ve been nominated for a Bloggers Bash Award! Wow! And yes, you read right. See?

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First in Funniest blogger. The nominees are as follows:

Barb Taub, Lucy Mitchell (Blonde Write More), Tara Sparling, Linda (nutsrok), Ned Hickson, Meghan Sara, Seumas Gallacher, Bun Karyado, Ross Murray, Beth Haslam, Al the Author, Ronnie, Marcia Meara, Donna, Christian Touchet, Tim- things as they are, Tamzen Temple, Tabby, Fiction Fan, Paul Lander, Melinda,

I’m amazed to be included in this list of extremely funny bloggers. If I hadn’t been sick for a week, followed by a week of non-stop editing on my latest book, I wouldn’t be so far behind on my posts here, and you’d already have learned of this.

I apologize for being tardy, but it’s not too late for you folks to vote for your favorite bloggers in a whole host of categories. Voting is open until 12pm on June 9th. Stop by Sacha Black’s fabulous blog, and vote for your favorites! Share the love! (And this post.) 🙂

And my heartfelt thanks for the nomination, and to anyone who thinks my blog deserves their vote.  I appreciate being included in this list of laugh-out-loud funny folks more than you can imagine! (Ned Hickson, alone, has cost me a fortune in replacement keyboards, and taught me to stop drinking my Earl Grey tea while reading his blog.)

Update on My Newsletter Sign Up

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I’ve added a Comments Section to my Mail List Sign Up page, so you can tell me which free book you’d like, when you sign up for my monthly Newsletter.

Click the Mail List link in the black menu bar at the top of this page (under the header photo), and you’ll find the Subscription Link, but remember to let me know your book choice FIRST–either in the Comments Section or via email. That way, I can have your gift sent to you from Amazon as soon as you sign up.

And a big thank you to those who have already done so! Now to find time to get an actual newsletter out for May, before the month is completely gone.

Menu Bar Location

It has come to my attention that some of you guys don’t know where the Menu Bar on this blog is located. Since we have Resource Links, among other things, located there, I’m sorry you haven’t noticed it before. Look at the top of the page, directly under the header photo, and you’ll see this:

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Click on the one that says MAIL LIST – WIN FREE STUFF! Sign up for the list, using the link on that page, and then email me with your choice for the free download. Voila! Done! (And as soon as you sign up for my Mail List , you might check out the Resource links, among others. If you have anything to add there that we writers might find helpful, let me know. Grammar sites, writing blogs, anything of use to this group is welcome.)

DON’T FORGET TO EMAIL ME WITH YOU CHOICE OF FREE DOWNLOADS!

Looks like Rain: A Poem about Adulting

Caitlin’s outdone herself with this one! I love it!

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Sometimes you’re just not ready to be an adult that day. Other times, you totally got this.

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Looks like Rain

The satisfaction of entering a building under

a cloudy sky and exiting

to rain

and opening the umbrella

you remembered to bring

is not, I hope, founded on the people

standing under the overhang

staring at the falling drops in dismay

their hands empty–

but of pride

in your ability to be a successful adult

today

remember that the next time you feel

less than competent to take on

the world

once you held responsibility with a water-proof canopy

and walked, dry, under opened heavens

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#MidWeekPOV #ThorsDaySmile #FabulousFridayGuestBlogger

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The whole kit and caboodle at one time! That’s what happens when I’m under the weather for a few days, barely getting the necessities taken care of. Poor neglected blog! But I’m making up for it, all in one post, to wit:

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When you are sick, dishes pile up, laundry is ignored, and meals are whatever can be found in the pantry or fridge that isn’t covered in mold, like week-old bread. Tuna- Peanut Butter Surprise is the dish du jour. But the worst thing of all is having to accept that any brain activity more advanced than breathing or blinking becomes nearly impossible. That includes creativity. Enough congestion, and one simply does not have room inside one’s skull for a single, creative thought. Raise your hands if you have found this to be the case, yourself.

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#FabulousFridayGuestBlogger

Sadly, we don’t have an actual guest blogger today. Just me. So I’m sharing a scene from my upcoming book, Harbinger: Wake-Robin Ridge Book 3. In this scene, Rabbit is letting his best friend, Finn, know how he feels about Finn’s new nickname for him. As usual, he does so in his own, irrepressible manner, outmaneuvering Finn completely. Enjoy! (But do be prepared for Rabbit’s “raised in the wilderness,” mountain dialect.  He’s being home-schooled, but has a long way to go. Those aren’t spelling errors, I promise.)

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Rabbit grinned. “You always know the right words, Daddy. That there’s just what I was tryin’ to say.”

“You said it good, Rab,” Finn chimed in. “I understood just what you meant.”

Studying his friend through narrowed eyes, Rabbit finally asked, “So is ‘Rab’ what you’re gonna be callin’ me from now on?”

Finn gave him a devilish grin, all dimples and straight, white teeth. “It’s my new nickname for you. What do you think?”

Rabbit pondered his answer, then he shook his head. “It don’t seem fair, you get a nickname to call me, and I don’t got one for you. Reckon with a name as short as Finn, onliest thing I can call you is Ffff.”

Finn’s mouth dropped open. “Ffff? What kind of nickname is that?”

“That’s the kind you get when your name don’t have but one of them ol’ syllables,” Rabbit announced, and changed the subject. “So, are you gonna eat that there sandwich, Ffff, or just keep starin’, like I grew me another head?”

“You can’t call me Ffff! It doesn’t make any kind of sense.” Finn sputtered with indignation. “It’s just dumb.”

“I reckon it ain’t no dumber than makin’ up a nickname for a nickname. Rabbit ain’t my for-real name, you know.”

Mac could almost see the wheels turning in Finn’s head. He wondered if the boys might be getting ready to have their first real disagreement, but he should have known better.

The two friends simply stared at each other in silence, and then Finn started to giggle. “Ffff,” he said, with a shake of his head, and another giggle.

The corner of Rabbit’s mouth twitched. “Yep. I reckon that’s what it’ll have to be. Just Ffff. Easy to spell, though, ain’t it?”

The dam broke, and the boys flopped on their backs on the dusty road, hysterical with laughter. Rolling from side to side, they clutched their stomachs, barely able to breathe. Raleigh and Mac grinned at the sight, and then the sheriff burst into full on laughter, as well.

“Mac, that boy of yours is just too much.”

“He is that, all right,” Mac agreed, and joined in with the rest of them.

When everyone had calmed down enough to catch his breath, Finn wiped his eyes, and gave Rabbit an arm poke. “Tell you what. If you promise never to call me Ffff in front of anyone else, I promise I won’t call you Rab in front of anyone, either.”

Rabbit pursed his lips, pretending to think it over. “Hmm. I got me a better idea. Let’s don’t call each other neither of those things ever, no matter whether anyone else can hear us or not. Deal?”

“Deal.” Finn held out his hand, and the boys shook on it, faces completely solemn. Then they both erupted in giggles, and the whole thing started up again.

Mac and Raleigh let them enjoy the moment. It was a release they all needed after their earlier fright, and they’d have to get serious again soon enough.

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(I made Ol’ Shuck’s eyes creepier.)

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Washington Post’s Neologisms

A Friday Smile for you. These are hilarious! Enjoy!

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Washington Post | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's booksAccording to a meme that’s been going around, the Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its annual neologisms contests, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. Seeing how much you all enjoyed my post on Oxford Dictionaries’ Surprising Word of the Year 2015, I thought you’d also appreciate this!

  1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
  2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you’ve gained.
  3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
  6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
  7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
  8. Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavored mouthwash.
  9. Flatulance (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
  10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
  11. Rectitude (n.), the…

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