#MondayMeme – #MondayBlog – #amwriting

Slowly creeping my way back into the blogging world, though I can’t promise anything regular yet, except for the Ten Things series, which was scheduled clear into December before I got sick. But I figured I could muster up the energy to share a few writing and reading related memes with you today. Hope you find one or two you enjoy. πŸ€—

And there you have it for this Monday.
Thanks for stopping by!

 

 

#MondayMeme – #MondayBlogs

Another busy, busy weekend, but I can rest happy knowing that on Saturday, I sent a lot of folks on their way with their heads stuffed full of facts about opossums and armadillos! There. Now how many folks can say that this morning? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€Β 

I want to let you know that while I’m not on another blog break already, I may be around a bit less than usual for a couple of days as I take care of some errands and catch up on a few other things totally NOT involving opossums and armadillos! Honest.

In the meantime, here are a couple of memes to make you smile, or possibly even laugh out loud. If you’ve seen some of them before, I hope they are worth a second look. πŸ˜€Β  Enjoy! πŸ˜€

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And Remember:

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Running so late I almost decided not to give this a go today, but then realized that even one or two good laughs can brighten someone’s Monday. So, with that in mind, here ya go! A little bit of nostalgia for ya! πŸ˜€

And yes … Please set phasers to LOL!
(Or to GROAN, whichever works best for you.)

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BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.

THEY’RE COMING, I TELL YOU! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!

TOO LATE! THEY’RE HERE!

LEAD SINGER

TREND SETTER

SMOOTH TALKER

WAITING IN LINE TO BUY TICKETS

Β GROUPIES

LEAD SINGER’S GIRL OF THE WEEK

JAILBAIT

COULDN’T GET A TICKET

WHAT’S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?

NEXT YEAR, I’LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO GO, TOO!

And there you have it for this Monday!

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Some of you may have seen a few of these, but they are too good not to pass along. Hope they make you laugh as hard as I did!
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Funny Similes & Metaphors

  1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
  2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
  3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
  4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
  5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
  6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
  7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
  8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
  9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
  10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
  11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
  12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
  13. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
  14. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
  15. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
  16. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
  17. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
  18. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
  19. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
  20. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
  21. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
  22. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
  23. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
  24. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
  25. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.
  26. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.