Just when I thought I had the God of Thunder all figured out, Thor decided to change the rules. He’s apparently tired of the same old stuff all the time, and asked me to find some written humor for a change. So I did. (Hey, who am I to argue with a giant Norse guard armed with a HUGE hammer?) So, brace yourself for something different, with nary a meme in sight! Enjoy!
A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that’s the last thing I need.
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are giving blood.
Sign on liquor store: “Home schooling? Get your supplies here.”
Sign at the hospital: “Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics or the doctors in the emergency room.”
Zoo Rules: Those who throw stones or other objects at the alligators and crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
Sign at library: “I before E … Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. W E I R D.”
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger,
but then it hit me.
And there you have it!
Hope you enjoyed a few lines of malarky courtesy of Thor!
As we all know by now, the God of Thunder is persnickety as all get-out about the memes I share on Thorsday. What you may not have know is, he can go from picky, picky, picky to not giving a hoot in about three seconds flat. Today was one of those days, and left to my own devices, I decided to hunt down a few funny signs to share with you. Hope you find a snicker or two in the bunch! 😁
Some Signs of the Times to brighten your day.
Hope you enjoyed them!
Last time around, Thor was in the mood for April Showers, so it only seems appropriate that today, he’s looking for May flowers. And by “he’s looking,” I mean he sent ME to find them. NOT easy, but I did come up with a few that might make you grin. Here’s hoping! 😀 )
And there you have a veritable garden of May flowers!
Hope you enjoyed them!
When I went looking for Thor today, I found him juggling his hammer and two umbrellas. He told me he’s getting ready for the April showers that should be heading along soon, bringing May flowers in their wake. And of course, he insisted I help speed things along by finding some good rain memes. I looked far and wide, folks, but they aren’t nearly as common as dogs and cats, and these were the best I could find. Here’s hoping you get a smile or two, anyway. 😀
And that’s today’s weather report, folks,
brought to you by the God of Thunder, himself!
Thor sure has been persnickety lately. I mean, first, he was in a catty mood, and after that, he went straight to the dogs, but now … NOW he said he’d like to get up to some monkey business! Huh. He’s apparently becoming more and more of a big ape every day. What can I say? It’s HIS day, so if he wants to monkey around, I reckon I’ll let him. Here goes!
And that’s about all the monkeying around
I can stand for one day! Hope you got a few
laughs from these silly pictures!
Now go have some real fun!
Well, last time, Thor was in a catty mood, but today, it seems he’s decided it’s a dog eat dog world out there. Me, I think he’s doggone crazy. But regardless, when someone says “dog” to me, I immediately think “dachshunds,” because … CUTE!!! So, here’s a bit of dachsie humor for you, compliments of the God of Thunder, himself. Enjoy!
Hope these little stubby-legged sausages gave you a smile or two.
(I miss ours more than I can say!)
Maybe it’s carrying that big hammer around all day, I don’t know, but Thor seems to have been a bit crankier than usual lately. First it was “memes with more bite to them,” and now, he’s acting positively catty. Well, I can be as catty as anybody, so here’s today’s selection of memes. Hope some of them are new to you, and ALL of them make you smile! Enjoy!
And that’s about all the cattiness anyone needs in one day,
but at least Thor hasn’t completely gone to the dogs.
(That’s next time!)
Today, Thor was feeling a bit cranky and asked if I would find some memes with some “bite” to them. I live in Florida. I can definitely do that. Enjoy! (Groan, if you feel so inspired. I did.)
And that’s about as toothy as I can allow Thor to get!
We can’t have him losing control, you know.
I mean … HAMMER!!!
Thor has reminded me, it’s time to start catching up on my regular features again, beginning (of course) with HIM! He said he was in the mood for some animal memes, (and goodness only knows, I do like to humor his moods)so here are some critters I hope will give you a laugh or two.
And there you have today’s #ThorsDaySmile!
Hope you enjoyed it!
As you might expect, Christmas was on Thor’s mind today, and here are the things he asked me to share with you. Enjoy!
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM
THOR AND GRANNY TO EACH OF YOU!