Alpacas. Pretty darn cute all by themselves, right?
Or full of silly, pompous dignity.
So why do we insist on messin’ with their heads?
This . . . giggle . . . is just plain . . . snort . . . cruel.
(Though this guy does have a certain rakish look about him. Or her.)
And these dudes have a new album coming out soon, I’m told.
So I guess I can see the sense in Alpaca Chic.
But I fear one day, someone with clippers will go too far . . .
. . . and the worm . . . erm . . . alpaca will turn.
Be afraid. Be very afraid!