An excerpt (better late than never, right?)

Jaguar at the PortalI missed posting during excerpt week because I was simply too embedded in my current work in progress to polish up even a little bit for your enjoyment. So I hope you don’t mind me posting the first scene here now that the book is at the copy editor!

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Ixchel always dreaded May 3, but not because she worried about growing old. No, the twenty-seven year old was more afraid of never getting the chance to see her next birthday than of sprouting gray hairs.

Which meant she usually ended up running into doors on her birthday due to excessive over-the-shoulder looking in search of brothers who had every reason to wish her harm.

And, yet, nothing bad has happened for the last nine years, Ixchel reminded herself at dawn as she and Mr. Fuzzy set off for his morning constitutional. The coddled spaniel had been in her charge for five days now while his owner was on vacation, and the veterinarian had quickly grown attached to the borrowed bundle of fur. She’d even gotten to the point where she’d deemed the dog attentive enough to run off-leash…assuming they set out the back way and stayed far from any roads, that is.

Now the dog bounded ahead just out of sight, and Ixchel hurried her steps to catch up as she heard him begin to bark. It would be just her luck if Mr. Fuzzy got skunked or otherwise ended up in trouble that would make the vet look bad when his owner returned that afternoon. Nothing like failing to take care of the mayor’s dog to turn a newcomer to the community into the county pariah.

Ixchel wasn’t terribly concerned, though. After all, Mr. Fuzzy liked to bark at squirrels, birds, and even run-of-the-mill trees that the dog thought were looking at him funny. So, most of the vet’s attention remained focused on self-chastisement. Today is just another day, she told herself. It’s high time I got over my jitters.

Ahead, Mr. Fuzzy came into view, his front paws resting on the trunk of a spreading elm tree as he yapped up into the canopy. Treed another butterfly, have you? Ixchel thought with a grin. But she still did her best to bring the dog to heel. “Here, boy!” the vet called, before craning her neck to see what the spaniel had discovered.

Oh no.

This couldn’t be happening. Not in the safest place Ixchel could think of in which to sink her roots. Her practice was rural enough that the vet couldn’t see any neighbors out either the front or the back doors, but the building wasn’t located deep in the back country. So there really shouldn’t have been a tremendous black feline crouched on that branch. Maybe if Ixchel blinked, she’d realize that Mr. Fuzzy had simply treed a raccoon.

Nope, still there. Still a mountain-lion-sized cat whose fur seemed to suck light out of the morning air due to the intensity of its blackness.

“Mr. Fuzzy, let’s go,” the vet called, trying to keep her voice calm but instead hearing the words emerge as a shriek. She wasn’t sure what kind of creature the huge black cat would turn out to be, yet she was pretty sure the feline could eat her charge for dinner.

But Mr. Fuzzy was too intent on the hunt to listen to his temporary mistress, and the feline appeared to be growing annoyed at the spaniel’s persistent barking. So Ixchel stood frozen in place and watched as the cat stalked down one of the spreading limbs. It was now nearly at the trunk and only ten feet above the smaller animal’s head.

This can’t be happening!

Ixchel told her feet that the smart thing to do would be to run away, with or without the cuddly-but-not-overly-bright spaniel. Mr. Fuzzy was only a dog, after all. And if the vet walked any closer, she would likely be mauled by the sharp claws that she knew to be embedded in the feline’s dinner-plate paws.

But Mr. Fuzzy was the closest thing Ixchel had to a friend at the moment. And how sad is that? Plus, she really didn’t want to imagine the bad PR resulting from a dog she was boarding being eaten by a cat. So, instead of following her own advice, the vet instead found herself striding directly toward the spaniel and lunging for his collar.

facebookAt the same moment, the cat jumped down and landed lightly on its feet mere inches from Ixchel and her borrowed pet. The beast’s eyes were a yellow more intense than Ixchel had ever seen on a living creature, and they seemed to bore through her skin and into her soul.

Focus. What did they say to do if you meet a mountain lion in the wild? Stand tall and raise your arms so you looked bigger than you really were, maybe. Or was that the recommended procedure for scaring off a bear?

Neither option seemed like a possibility when Mr. Fuzzy continued to think he was a rottweiler trapped inside a lap dog’s body. The canine lunged forward, the feline hissed, and Ixchel found her disobedient feet following directly after those of her charge.

Her heart was beating so fast the vet thought she might pass out, but she was somehow able to latch one hand into the spaniel’s collar before he could sink his teeth into the massive cat. Ixchel yanked Mr. Fuzzy up into her arms, ignoring his yelp of annoyance at being manhandled, then she forced herself to stand upright rather than turning and running away.

The vet fully expected to feel claws or teeth sinking into her skin at any moment. But, instead, the tremendous feline merely stood his ground and gazed directly into her face.

That makes no sense, the vet thought inanely. Feral cats never look you in the eye.

But the cat was looking. And he was so close that if Ixchel dropped the struggling Mr. Fuzzy, she could have reached out and stroked the feline’s fur.

Yep, I’m definitely going into shock now.

“I’m sorry we bothered you,” Ixchel said in her best soothe-the-terrifying-animal voice. “That was very rude of Mr. Fuzzy, and I’m going to take him right home and put him on bread and water. No doggie treats for him! You won’t have to worry about either of us bothering you ever again.”

As she spoke, the vet slowly backed away, her gaze still trained on the wild animal that could so easily bite off her hand. And why should he stop at a hand? The words ran through her mind like a hamster in a wheel. The cat’s jaws are so huge he could probably consume my entire arm in one gulp and have room for a hot-dog chaser.

Then, so quickly that Ixchel almost didn’t see him move, the cat turned and loped off into the shadows beneath the trees. Immediately, Mr. Fuzzy changed his tune from barking to face-licking, marring the vet’s view of the long black tail disappearing from view. And Ixchel remembered how to breathe at last.

Could it really be that simple? Could the feline actually be gone?

Lifting the hand that she’d been using to pat the brave little spaniel in an attempt to calm him, Ixchel fingered the cat charm strung around her neck. Yes, birthdays weren’t to be trusted. It was time to head back to her practice and hope that nothing else terrible happened on this third day of May.

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Top Ten Tuesday List: Summer Reading 2015

My first time taking part in Top Ten Tuesday yesterday. It’s fun!! Hope some of you see a book or two you’d like to try.

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Top Ten Tuesdays are a fun meme, hosted by The Broke and The Bookish. The idea is to  feature lists related to all things bookish–characters, authors, titles, and favorites. What a neat way to find new and interesting books on all sorts of topics. Good way to discover bloggers who love the sorts of books you do, too.

Check out The Broke and The Bookish for their top ten and lists of other bloggers who participate! And maybe give it a try, yourselves.

The subject for June 16 is:  Top Ten Books On My Summer 2015 Reading List. Since I’ll be home recovering from foot surgery through all of August and probably into September, I might actually make some progress on these. So without further ado, here’s my list:

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1. Blue Lily, Lily Blueby Maggie Stiefvater. This is the third book in The Raven Cycle series, which I…

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Birthday Book Sale

I shared a poem from Seeking Solace during excerpt week and was so thrilled with everyone’s lovely response. I thought I’d best let you know that the Kindle version of the book is on sale this weekend in the UK and US in celebration of my birthday, in case any of you were interested. I’d be incredibly grateful to anyone who picks up a copy and if you enjoy it, I’m sure you all know how appreciated and helpful a brief review is. Have a great weekend when it comes, everyone!

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It’s my birthday this weekend, so I’ll be spending the majority of my time with friends and family. As a means of celebrating however, the Kindle version of my most recent publication, Seeking Solace, will be on sale in both the UK (found here) and the US (found here) from today until Sunday.

Seeking Solace contains a total of sixty poems that span a wide variety of different topics, ranging from love and friendship right up to war and grief. All were written with a desire to create poetry that is approachable, relatable and honest.

I’d be incredibly grateful to anyone who checks it out or spreads the word, and if you enjoy it, a quick review would make a wonderful birthday gift, wouldn’t it? 😉

You can find a few quotes below to give you a little taster. Have a lovely weekend…

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#Excerpt Week: Even humor columnists like a good mystery — and that’s no joke

(NOTE: Look who slipped in under the wire…okay, he totally missed the wire altogether, but do we care? NOPE. So here he is, folks! Ned Hickson, with an excerpt for your reading pleasure. Take it away, Ned!)

As a humor columnist, when I mention I’ve been working on the final draft of a murder mystery, people usually assume it’s a comedy or satire. Possibly with a detective who faints at the sight of blood. And whose partner used to be a rodeo clown.

That’s actually not a bad idea.

But it’s not this book. They say for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Following that train of thought, the flip side to humor is drama. In this case, I’ve delved into the flip side of my weekly humor column to write a murder mystery that is best described as a “why-done-it.” There is no mystery behind the murder. The question is why it was committed; and what does a seemingly homeless young boy know about it? Who can he trust? And will a solitary private investigator with a dark past be able to find the answers before it’s too late for the both of them?

This is the premise behind No Safe Harbor, a murder mystery I wrote 15 years ago that has been collecting dust and waiting for its final revision ever since.

The wait is finally over for this manuscript, which I’ve begun preparing the final draft for. My goal is to have it completed by mid August. What will happen after that is the real mystery.

In the meantime, here’s a sneak peak at the first chapter. Aside from a handful of family and friends, no one has seen these pages. Please feel free to offer your suggestions and feedback.

I can take it!

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Chapter 1

Flashing red and blue erupted across Lynda Bettington’s rear window, escalating her steady rhythm of panic into a mounting crescendo. Hands trembling, she held the road through a fishtail over the damp streets, pressing the accelerator closer to the mat. She raced onto Highway 99 toward Lake Washington. The roads there were dark, with streets spurring off every few blocks. She took a narrow side road as the car shot through pale lamplight and a maze of industrial alleyways. In the back seat, suitcases bounced and shifted, slamming against the rear doors as the car careened onto another pitted avenue.

Dampness just short of rainfall blanketed thin layers of oil, creating a slick skin over the asphalt. Suddenly, the car hydroplaned, pinwheeling across the roadway. Lynda’s grip locked onto the steering wheel. For an instant, red and blue flashing seemed to be all around her, until an explosion of glass and twisting metal replaced all thoughts of color.

A few yards away, the police car swerved to an angled stop.

The caution lights turned off, leaving only high beams spilling over the mangled car. Officer Dan Perkins sat forward and crossed his arms over the steering wheel. Next to him, Gerome Taylor tossed aside his seatbelt and cracked the passenger door, planting his foot on the road. He remained seated, staring at the wreck. Continue reading

It’s Official… I Did It!

Some FABULOUS news from Sue Coletta! I know you all join me in congratulating her, and wishing her the very best of luck on her new journey. Hopefully, she’ll share some insights with us now and then. See, Sue…I TOLD you YOU ROCK! 🙂

Sue Coletta's avatarCrime Fiction Writer Sue Coletta

The last couple of weeks have been a whirlwind of excitement, fear, anxiety, angst, and overwhelming joy all rolled into one enormous feeling of upheaval. Why? Because I landed a publishing deal for my novel MARRED!!!

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Now that the legal issues are out-of-the-way, the contract signed and sent back, I can finally share the news. MARRED will be released this fall.

And it terrifies me.

The world will see my words, experience my story.

What if no one likes it? What if readers shred me in reviews? What if it doesn’t sell?

These are real fears, albeit probably foolish ones. I have to wonder if other authors feel this way, too. Not many talk about this aspect of publishing. Perhaps it’s because they don’t want potential readers to know. Whatever the reason, I believe admitting that I’m human with real fears about failure is just being honest. How can that be…

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Indie Success –10 things that really matter

A wonderful reminder for those of us who are self-published, of why we do what we do, and why we should be proud of it!

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There are a lot of articles and reports out there giving various and often conflicting figures about the Indie book market. All seem to agree, however, that the percentage of Indie writers and publishers is huge and growing. You only have to read a few Indie books to realise there is some seriously good stuff out there and marvel at the ingenuity and diversity of the imaginations from which they were born.

Yet there is still a stigma attached to independently published work. There are those, it is true, who see it only as a way to make a fast buck and churn out little more than rubbish. These are not writers in my opinion and it is not of their books I speak, they are little more than opportunists; marketeers who, seeing a potentially lucrative product churn out a cheap imitation that…

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40 years ago this week, “Jaws” made a bed-wetter out of me

If you don’t show up to post an excerpt, I’ll just reblog you! Heeeere’s NED! 😀

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image I was a few weeks short of my ninth birthday the day Jaws premiered in our local theater. Even though I wasn’t old enough to see it, that didn’t keep us from sneaking into the darkened cinema to experience a movie that prolonged the bed-wetting experience by at least two years. Though I lived in Redondo Beach at the time, I was never a big fan of being on — or in — the ocean. To me, the sea was like a bees’ nest; naturally beautiful and the keeper of deliciousness, but I wasn’t going to stick my hand inside.

In the years since then, “Jaws” has become one of my favorite movies — an example of masterful storytelling by Steven Spielberg that is as engrossing today as it was 40 years ago. While I could identify most with Roy Scheider’s “Chief Brody,” it was Robert Shaw’s portrayal of “Quint”…

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Excerpt from Good Luck With That Thing You’re Doing

Hey, everybody! I haven’t posted in a really long time but here goes…

This excerpt is a chapter from Good Luck With That Thing You’re Doing: One Woman’s Adventures in Dating, Plumbing and Other Full-Contact Sports, my collection of (nonfiction) humor essays about the absurdities of everyday life. This particular absurdity involves Easter…

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Last spring I moved to an Arlington neighborhood whose inhabitants do more than pay lip service to the idea of community. People here make a point of getting to know each other and do things like leave welcome gifts for new arrivals. (An unidentified neighbor left me an eggplant, for example. I thought it was a nice gesture, though some readers feared I had been targeted by a produce terrorist.) The neighborhood also has a robust civic association that puts on well-attended, family-friendly events like a Fourth of July parade, a Halloween parade, and an Easter egg hunt.

My next door neighbors, Toni and Scott, are among the people who play the most active roles in making these events happen. They contribute countless hours of their time to help plan and organize. I’m an engaged citizen too, so I contribute juice boxes, which everyone knows are the cornerstone of any close-knit community.

The annual Easter egg hunt was scheduled to take place today, so I stopped by my neighbors’ house last night with my contribution. To my standard kid-friendly juice offering I had added a bottle of adult grape juice, which Toni and I proceeded to share. I hadn’t seen her in a while, so we had some catching up to do. About-two thirds of the way through the bottle, the topic of conversation shifted to the egg hunt.

“So do you guys have everything you need?” I asked. Continue reading