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First Monday of the New Year, and though I’m very busy with my visiting family, I did want to stop by and let you know that things are picking up around The Write Stuff, bit by bit. Just to get the week off to a good start, here are a couple of writing, reading, and book-related memes to make  you smile. Hope a couple of them are new to you!

Enjoy!
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Answers to Some Age Old Questions

I need a break from IRMA!! Hope these give you a smile.
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Question: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Question: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Why does it *have* to be changed?

Question: How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!

Question: How many Science Fiction Writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.