Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
bring a friend, if you have one.”
***
Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night;
will attend second, if there is one.”
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Glad you enjoyed it, Annette! 😀
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Haha, Churchill said it like it was!
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He sure did! 😀
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Great one, Marcia.
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I thought so, too, John! 😀
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Churchill was amazingly quick-witted. What a great come back! 🙂
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I agree on both counts, Nancy! Glad you enjoyed it! 😀
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I hope Shaw appreciated the neat comeback! Thanks for brightening the day, Marcia! ❤
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Always happy to share a smile or two, Trish. Glad you enjoyed this one, and thanks for letting me know. 😁❤️
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Churchill sure could make a snappy comeback 😆
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He was definitely a master at that, Jeanne! Glad you enjoyed this one! 😀 ❤️
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Two amazing wits of that age and it is just wonderful Marcia…♥
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