This may be the funniest, and TRUEST, thing I’ve ever read, about the difference between Men and Women. Oh, Mars. Oh, Venus! It’s a wonder we even manage to keep the human race alive!
Let’s say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.
And then, one evening…
when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for exactly six months?”
And then, there is silence in the car.To Martha, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him into some kind of obligation…
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Thanks for sharing this post Marcia – I’ve just reblogged it too 👍😄
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Thanks, Chris. I think it’s the funniest thing, ever. Here she’s thinking it’s the end of the world, and he’s worrying about an oil change. Ha. This is an old Dave Barry bit, I believe, and he’s my favorite funny writer, ever. (I’ll check to be sure of that, but it sounds like him, for sure.) Glad you enjoyed it.
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Loved it 😄
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Okay, I read it. I don’t get it. So, women worry more about horses than the car. That’s why they get paid less, you know!
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That’s hilarious! And so true…
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I agree, Debby. I think it’s one of the funniest explanations I’ve ever read. Glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
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