Does anyone have the phone number for this dog’s trainer?
And do you think dachshunds are tall enough to do this?
Just wonderin’!
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Too funny. Would love for my dog to be able to do this.
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Wouldn’t we ALL! This is one of those jokes that you might have to be a dog owner to really appreciate! 🙂
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Too funny, Marcia; and a male dog to boot!
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Glad it gave you a chuckle. 🙂
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LOL. I don’t know if that is photo shopped or not but it’s funny. :o)
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I makes me laugh every time I see it. And then it makes me green with envy! Oh, my little guys are such a chore to clean up after! 🙂
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Love it !! I don’t have a dog, but my daughter had a chocolate lab and I always took her for a walk when we visited. Try clearing up after one of those!
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No, thanks! 😀 Two dachshunds are plenty for me, thanks. (Plus an oversized litter box for four big cats!) 😯
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LOL! I think I’ll just stick with cats all the same 🙂
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I love both, but here’s my theory: Living with dogs is like having kids. Living with cats is like sharing your house with a roommate. Cats are EASIER. And all of ours are extremely social, loving, and happy to see us when we walk into a room. And they never bark at nothing, just in case something is GOING to happen in the next few minutes, and they want to get a jumpstart on it. 😀
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I have no words… 😀 😛 😛
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Hahahaha. All I know is, a dog who knew how to do this MIGHT make me reconsider my intention to not get any more when my two little guys have shuffled off to that great lizard hunting ground in the sky. Some days, I’m pretty sure half of my life is spent cleaning up after one animal or another. 😦 But I do confess, they make me laugh, so I will love them while I have them, and worry about the rest another day.
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Thank goodness I have cats, but I still have to clean their litter but they are entertaining and lovable. I know what you mean. 🙂
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I have four cats, too, all of which are bigger than my dogs. 😯 We’ll always have cats, but I think my days of housebreaking dogs are over. Plus, I can’t take them with me when we travel, and end up having to board them at great expense. 😦 I can’t even be gone all afternoon, without a mess when I get home. They just can’t wait that long. 😉
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Indeed. Dogs need more attention than cats. Here kitty, kitty. 😀 😀
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Love it! Think your dachsies would need to use a dustpan and brush though 😉
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Hahaha. I have such a picture in my mind! 😀 Too funny!
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Good thing about dachshunds, the poop is small. My son has a Rhodesian ridgeback, you don’t want to know…
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Nope. I really don’t! However, just so you know. Dachshund poop might be small but there is an incredible amount of it! AND, they like to hide it from you. 😯 😯 😯
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I know, I’ve got one! Under the coffee table – we had to crawl under with a torch (it’s a big coffee table). And when she was a puppy, I stepped on it barefoot a few times cos I didn’t see it on a kilim rug… ewwww. But she’s better since she turned one. 🙄😱 Still adore her, tho💕
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You can’t help but adore dachshunds. They are amazing little dogs, who have no clue how small they are. Rottweiler loose in the neighborhood? They’d go right for it, sure they can win the battle.
And I had to laugh at your story. When I think “torch,” I picture big sticks with open flames, akin to what the villagers carry to storm Dracula’s castle. 😀 I’m imagining you crawling under your coffee table to BURN the offending dachshund “gift.” 😀 Over here, we call the battery-operated ones “flashlights,” so I had to reset my brain, but it did make a funny image.
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Actually, I call it a flashlight too, I don’t know what made me write torch😬 And If we’ve lit the fire in the winter, we scoop up the poop in a Kleenex and throw it in, so you weren’t far wrong! However, she’s been ok lately, so fingers crossed. But they do have a lot of character – I needed a small dog but not a lapdog – perfect choice!
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Hmmmmm. Some people just toss scented pinecones on the fire. 😀 😀 😀
And you can’t get more character than a stubborn and opinionated dachshund. My husband is even more of a cat person than I am (and I’ve been one all my life), and he swears dachshunds are just cats in dogs’ bodies. He makes a good case for that. 🙂
I once took a quiz where you were supposed to list the main thing you wanted in a dog, and my choice was “Funny.” The recommendation was get a dachshund. As much trouble as they are, they keep me laughing. 😀
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