First, a big thanks to Marcia for the invitation to post on her blog – such a generous thing to do.
I wanted to tell everyone – especially anyone living in Australia – my memoir Drunk Chickens and Burnt Macaroni is in Amazon’s Winter Sale in Australia right now for only 99c. Sale lasts until August 22nd.
Drunk Chickens provides a remarkable insight into the lives of ordinary women in Afghanistan. Despite the hardships in their lives – and there are many – they are not all helpless, downtrodden victims but women of courage, determined to make the best of life for themselves and their families.
Excerpt (taken from a section about the health classes)
Before we started on lessons about healthy pregnancies and deliveries, the students requested a class on family planning. It was the contraceptive pill they most wanted to hear about.
‘Is it true,’ asked Kulsom, ‘that if a woman takes the family planning goli for a while then has another baby she won’t have any milk?’ Someone else wanted to know if forgetting the pill meant the woman would have twins. Others were concerned they might be infertile if they took the pill for too long.
This worried Kulsom, who said, ‘It’s not that I don’t want any more babies but I’m tired – I’d like a rest before the next one.’ As she had had four babies in six years it was not surprising she was tired.
Nickbacht, a mother of seven commented, ‘It used to be that babies came every two years. Now, it is often every year. It is harder for the younger ones now.’
Her explanation for the increased birth rate caused laughter but general agreement from the others. ‘It’s since the war started and so many men went to join the mujahideen,’ she said. ‘They don’t have sex while they are on duty so when they come home they want it all the time until they go away again. If they come home once a year, then once a year their wives become pregnant. If there is ever peace again and the men are at home all the time it will go back to every two years. When you can eat sugar whenever you want, you stop wanting it so much.’
There was much giggling and hiding of faces when I asked the women to tell me what they knew about how babies are conceived. A few ribald remarks were made amidst increased giggles, making me explain hastily that I did not want a description of the physical act. While it was clear the “how-to” aspect of procreation was undoubtedly understood, there was little knowledge of the process of conception.
There was some confused murmuring about male and female eggs and someone declared a woman could not become pregnant unless she was sexually satisfied.
Nickbacht snorted. ‘If that was true, how come there are so many children running around?’ This smart rejoinder provoked much laughter.’
BUY LINKS:
Amazon Australia ($0.99) : http://amzn.to/2a4v3pA
Also available at the usual price (or read free with Kindle Unlimited) on
Amazon USA: http://amzn.to/1ybbbVb and UK: http://amzn.to/1tAcNLt
This sounds fabulous, Mary. 🙂
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Thanks, Olga. If you know any Australians looking for a bargain pass it on! 🙂
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So glad you made it okay, Mary! Great first post for The Write Stuff. Already tweeted, and shared on FB, and looking forward to seeing you post often. Good luck with your sale! (My freebie is almost over, so you guys won’t have to be bombarded with Ol’ Shuck graphics much longer. 😀 )
WELCOME ABOARD!
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Great excerpt, by the way. I’m still chuckling! 🙂
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Thank you. These women were truly amazing.
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Thank you, Marcia. I’ve tweeted your freebie and shared it on other places.
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Hi, Mary! I’ve probably said it many times before, but I adore that book cover. Pinned & shared, of course. 🙂
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Oh, thank you. You saying you’ve pinned it reminds me I have still not got to grips with Pinterest. I signed up then I sort of became lost and gave up. I really should do something about it. Thanks for commenting and sharing.
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Well done Mary. I see its shooting up the Australian charts. Well deserved!
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Thank you, Chicklitsisters 🙂 I’ve been watching it go up and down and up but really have no idea how the ranking translates into actual sales. Still, it’s good to see it’s #1 in two categories.
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Sounds fascinating Mary. I’m 2 books away from No More Mulberries, and must add this book too.! 🙂
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Thanks, Debby. I’m ahead of you – I’ve started Conflicted Hearts! 🙂
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Starting Judith’s book tomorrow and your up next! And thank you. You’ll be just in time for the sequel coming in September,’ P.S. I Forgive You.’ 🙂
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You will enjoy Judith’s. I loved them all.
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Sounds great, Mary! Will check it out. Best wishes for success! 😘
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Thank you, Janice. It has received some lovely reviews which makes me happy people enjoy it 🙂
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