If I get one more email asking me if I’ve bought my cemetery plot, or trying to sell me burial insurance, I’m going to assume these folks know something I don’t. 😯
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I get them, too. Not sure how worried I should be 🙂
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It’s creepy, isn’t it? I mean, I’ve been FEELING fine, but . . . should I be worried? 😉
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I don’t care – I know I’m not going yet – I haven’t finished the ironing! Let alone the next book. And no- one – no-one is going to bury me – I’m going up in smoke to a Nat King Cole song and Bridge over the troubled Water (no pun intended – probably,)Jx
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I like your attitude. But . . . but . . . what is this “ironing” of which you speak? I remember my MOTHER doing some sort of chore in front of a padded board, and involving a hot appliance. (Hot in the “it hurts to touch it” sense. 😀 ) But I haven’t bought a single item that needed that sort of thing since 1985. 😀 😀 😀 And btw, when I go, they BETTER play She’s Off to See the Wizard. 😉
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Oh yes,LOL, Off to see the Wizard’ love it!! Ironing – I love ironing – and I can watch all the TV dramas I’ve saved. Can’t just sit down to watch TV – – makes me feel too guilty. But TV and ironing!! Bring it on – or send it over the water, Marcia.jx
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I’ll remember this offer when I pull out that last shirt in my closet that is perpetually wrinkled. I always just put it back and don a “previously worn” one. (That being a euphemism for grabbing something that WAS on its way to the wash, but passes the sniff test.) Of course, I only do this when I’m not leaving the house. 😀 Honest. 😀 😀 😀
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Hahahahah – I believe you – honest. I know the ‘sniff’ test well.Jx
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Gaaa, I hope not! 🙂
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I promise, if I feel myself fading, I’ll email you right away. Until then, I think I’m good to go a few more rounds! (Fingers crossed).
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I keep getting ones for retirement communities… I feel like writing back: “Retirement, what’s that?”
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Lucky you. Apparently I’m not going to last long enough to retire! 😯 Eeeep.
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Technically, I retired 11 years ago, and then 7 years ago I got serious about writing… Nuff said!
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They can sell me funeral plans over my dead body!
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Bwahahahaha!! Now there’s coffee all over my keyboard – thank you, friend.x
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Hahahahaha. I love it, Thorne! I’m going to remember that line for the next time it’s a telemarketer, instead of an email!!! 😀 Thanks!
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It’s age discrimination, pure and simple! 🙂
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You know, I expect you’re right. I never got these fifty years ago. Oh, wait. I didn’t have a computer fifty years ago. Oh, wait again. NOBODY had computers fifty years ago. Maybe they were all trying to reach me via smoke signals, wanting desperately to sell me a funeral plot, even then! 😀
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Lmaooooooooo, you tell ’em Marcia! ❤
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