I’m going to open with a simple truth:
Step one to being a writer: Write!
That advice seems pretty straight forward. The kind of obvious straight forwardness that carries you with complete confidence toe-first into a brick. Like most advice we’re given, the wisdom behind it is simple; the problem comes in the execution.
And while there are countless books out there offering tips on everything from how to get inspired and avoid writer’s block to the kinds of foods that promote creative thinking (which, judging from what I read, you will be doing mostly while on the commode), all of those books essentially come down to one universal truth:
Nothing promotes and stimulates writing better than…
You guessed it:
Excessive drinking.
But let’s suppose you don’t want to become an alcoholic? Does that mean you’re not truly committed to being a writer? Could it jeopardize your dream of becoming a novelist, columnist, short story writer or inner city tagger?
Let me answer those questions by answering the single most important question you’re probably asking yourself right now:
Has HE been drinking?
Of course not. At least not yet.
I have four children, remember?
Regardless, my point is that the other universal truth to writing is this:
The fastest way to jumpstart the writing process is to put your fingers to the keyboard and just start writing.
I purposely sat down to write this post without any preparation. I did this to 1) challenge myself, and 2) because I really had no idea what I was going to write anyway, so it seemed like a good plan. To that end, I started putting words on the screen.
Did I take a wrong turn or two?
Absolutely.
But the beauty of writing is that — like the Kardashians — nothing is permanent, and you can easily fix imperfections by injecting or removing the things you don’t like. And many times, what you thought was going to be a wrong turn or dead end leads to a doorway you hadn’t expected — or at least a window you can jump out of.
Especially if you walk in on Bruce Jenner getting a body wax.
OK, in an effort to move on quickly from that image, how about a show of hands from anyone who has ever found themselves staring at a blank screen with their fingers poised over the keyboard, even if they have applied my advice?
Seriously, I’m watching, so get them up.
I ask this because, in spite of my advice, there are still times when you need to jump-start your jump start.
Something I’ve discovered from writing a daily blog is that the interaction with other writers on blogs and websites — whether replying to a comment or leaving one on another writer’s site — is a great way to grease the creative process.
… Great, just when we had gotten past that image of Bruce Jenner…
Sorry, everyone.
Anyway, starting your day with some social interaction at your computer not only gets you into writing position at the keyboard, but can get the creative process started by reading others’ work, getting inspired by it, and formulating responses or comments in a creative frame of mind.
Warning: Set a time limit!
As I can attest, it’s easy to lose track of time, or become so caught up in commenting and replying that your momentum is carried in the wrong direction. I usually give myself until I finish my first cup of coffee.
Which, by the way, I have switched from the giant 128-ounce Big Gulp size to a standard mug. Not only because I was using it as an excuse to blog until noon, but also because I discovered my bladder only holds 120 ounces.
Bottom line, once you’ve established a writing routine, solidify it by putting words on the page — whether for your actual writing project or during a social network warm-up — each time you sit down at the keyboard. Before you know it, your writing will be waiting for you in your mental queue at the same time each day.
Assuming you can get the image of Bruce Jenner out of your mind.
Again, my apologies for that.
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Ned Hickson is a syndicated columnist with News Media Corporation. His first book, Humor at the Speed of Life, is available from Port Hole Publications, Amazon.com or Barnes & Noble.
-tries to rub out the image of Bruce Jenner from her mind- Ack!
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Maybe try to counter tha image with Paul Reubens? I’m just throwing stuff out there…
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-reaches for the brown paper bag-
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Justin Bieber? (Sometimes it’s best just to get the purge over with)
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-dies….tragically-
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I was afriad I’d taken it too far. I should’ve gone with David Spade.
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Mhm…the Bieber was just too much.
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My apologies. I’m not usually that cruel but I haven’t had my coffee yet.
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-sips her coffee- Wonder what you would be like after a coffee…
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Sweeter. (I use lots of sugar)
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I was going to say….
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Hey, I’m still traumatized by the pictures of Bruce Jenner they have plastered all over the place at the grocery store checkout lines. Gack. Talk about killing one’s appetite! And he’s wearing CLOTHES in those. The rest of this conversation has devolved into the truly revolting. I’d delete it all, except it’s far too funny. 😀
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Now, about this actual post. One of these days, Ned Hickson, I’m going to present you with a BILL for all the keyboards I’ve had to replace. Victims of EGSS, every one of them. (Earl Grey Spewing Syndrome). Being such the staid and proper Granny, as I am, I’d like to claim it was a Drive-By Spewing, but alas. No can do. There have been witnesses too often.
Tea-stained keyboard or not, I love this post. Funny, yes…but so true. And I’m happy to say, I do exactly what you recommend. I start my day going through my emails, 90% of which can go away with a single click, or be dragged & dropped to a folder for handling later. I then answer the rest, check my blogs, and otherwise warm up for a day of writing. I AM going to start setting the timer, though, because…just like today…I’ve gone over the time limit I set myself. So…on that note, off to save my hero from the sad, sad state I left him in yesterday. But never fear. I’ll be back……………….*evil laugh, here*
Have a great and productive day, Ned.
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Lol! Thanks so much, Marcia — and you do the same! (As long as you’re not saving Bruce Jenner)
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The operative word in my comment was “hero.” 😉 Take that as you will.
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Hahaha! Gotch’a 😉
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Sorry to bump you out of the way, Ned, but I have a very special announcement for Marcia. And it’s my turn, dammit! LOL Now if I could just get Bruce’s waxed body out of my mine maybe I can write it. Savor this post while it lasts, my friend. *evil laugh*
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Bump away, Sue! The stage is yours 😉 (But good luck with that Bruce Jenner thing) *even more evil laugh*
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Oooh, can’t wait to see what your announcement is, Sue! Even if it bumps Ned a bit. (But brace yourself. If I get time today, I’m doing a post, too…so I may be passing along the bump to YOU.) As for the Bruce Jenner thing…we will have to dream up some kind of punishment for Ned. (No, not THAT kind, NH! It will be NOTHING you enjoy, I promise!) He has earned it with all these images he’s planted into our brains. Scarred for life, I am. (I said that in my best Yoda voice.)
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Scared, you should be…
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Consider yourself bumped, Ned. And as for you Marcia– bump away, my friend.
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Okay, that came out wrong.
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As long as there’s grinding going on with all this bumping…
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As soon as I hit enter I knew I was dead meat.
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Hahaha 😉
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You two are interrupting my writing, you know. I turned the volume down so I wouldn’t even HEAR emails come in, and yet my BoyNamedRabbit-like Spidey Senses keep telling me when they arrive! Time to trade in the Earl Grey for something stronger. My Beta readers will be turning on me in a RAGE if I don’t get Hunter out of the fix I left him in. They are quite protective of his weirdy-weird ol’ self. Off to make a cup of…Gunnar’s Assam Blend!. It’s a MANLY sort of tea, and it will give me the strength to do what’s got to be done, and ignore new emails for at least an HOUR or so. 😀
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You got me in trouble with Momma, Ned!
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It’s the good kind of trouble, though 😉
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Don’t look at me… I told Sue to keep it down. *whistles and puts hands in pockets*
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A famous poet once said:
“Whenever there’s trouble
Looking to be found,
You can bet Ned Hickson
Is somewhere around.”
Okay, the poet wasn’t all that famous. In fact the poet was me. But still, it’s true, you know. Hard to imagine, though, that I actually have poetry published in five Silver Birch Press anthologies. 😯 😯
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My poetry can be found on bathroom stalls all around the U.S., and that isn’t any harder to believe than your poetry being legitimately recognized for its merit, Marcia 😉
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So that was YOU?? Your art work is every bit as accomplished as your iambic pentameter. And I think I’ve seen your work in a few phone booths, too. Oh, wait. Must have been someone else. You’re far too young to remember THOSE! 😀
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Are you kidding? I still remember when the telephone company was still refered to as “Ma Bell.”
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Hmmmm. There must be a portrait in your attic, aging on your behalf. Or perhaps you’re a fury-crafter, like some of the characters in the fantasy series I’m reading. They all look like 25, even into their 80’s and more. Yeah, I’ll bet it’s that one. Can you fly or heal disemboweled friends?
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You’re much, much too kind.
But please go on…
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So you admit your youthful good looks are a sham, accomplished by magic, fury-crafting, liposuction, plastic surgery, and a highly developed talent for wishful thinking?
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Or possibly a wife who just makes me feel that way. Hey, that’s magic too 😉
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You win, Young Ned. There’s no greater magic than that, and it shows all over your smiling face! Hooray for love. I’m a believer!
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Me too! It came late in life was was definitely worth waiting for 😉
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True love is ALWAYS worth waiting for! 🙂
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